Pasta Thread #1

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Piece.

Also, remember when it was ‘funny’ to have penis pasta? Oh look, we’re eating willies, hahahahha!!!

That’s still funny

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:thinking:

I’m not googling for it at work mate, just to give you the link.

Spaghetto or strand.

Don’t think this is right pasta thread but look at this pasta I had the other day

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i think those are boodles tbh

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Which pastas are using each of these terms for?

** i guess it’s probably spaghetto **
opens link
** yeah it’s spaghetto **

MIND BLOWN

My friend said “look at that carbohydrate” and pointed behind her.

I tried to look, but I couldn’t see pasta.

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I’m muting the thread now.

So when are we getting Pasta Thread #2 unlucky?

Went to a carbohydrate party where people handed a piece of ravioli between them until the music stopped

They were playing pasta parcel

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I was cooking my dinner when my housemate came in and said “What was the name of that band that you said Dave Grohl was in again? I know you’ve already told me twice by email, sorry. Something fighters? Ooh, that looks good, what are you cooking?”

Fusili

A horse walks into bar but bumps into a man dressed in church robes eating a plate of lasagne

‘sorry pasta’.

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I was driving in Italy a couple of years ago and saw a signpost off to my left to the Duke of Spaghetti’s domain. Pasta Duchy on the left hand side.

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THE CORRECT ANSWERS ACCORDING TO MY ITALIAN MATE JANKO

Lasagne -> Lasagno
Spaghetti -> Spaghetto
Conchiglie - > Conchiglo
Macaroni -> Macarono (he di-'unt)
Farfalle -> Farfallo
Fettuccine -> Fettuccino
Fusilli -> Fusillo
Linguine -> Linguino
Penne -> Penno
Ravioli -> Raviolo

You get the idea

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Not for me, Clive.

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