Pasta you hate (stftmb)

Why yes, Brandy, yes I do actually have a pasta I depsise. Its orzo, that weird maggoty little bastard pasta. Also the word orzo looks like someone who fallen down on all fours and shat themselves, it’s all I see

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Is gnocchi a shape? Because if it is, gnocchi.

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Don’t care. Fuck gnocchi. It’s a portmanteau of “God no, yucky”.

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Yeah they’re a shape and definitely one of the worst pasta shapes as they don’t cook evenly.

https://www.barilla.com/it-it/prodotti/pasta/i-classici/gnocchi

I really love that you’ve posted this on the music board and everyone’s just gone along with it :smiley:

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The Social board scares me. It’s like everyone knows each other

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How did I even do that lmao
pasta thread for the music board

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Penne & the Quarters
A$AP Gnocchi

etc

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I assumed Brandy must be an important guy in some band for you kids

Macaroni Size

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I’m definitely not pasta my hate, btw

Tame Impasta

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Penne Lane

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Rigatony! Toni! Toné!

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Used to love conchiglie but gone right off it since I got some fungus growing in my bathroom that looked just like it.

Durum Durum

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Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Linguine

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Fusilli from Steps

DJ Orzo

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Wait it’s Mr Orzo. Fucked it.

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