#48

Old Man Yells at Toaster

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#49

With this kind of content, Chiles will be quaking in his boots

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#50

and then I says, right, I turns back to her and I says … “no-one is going to pay that - unless they’re off their head!” :laughing: :rofl:

deep silence

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#51

Absolute peasant!

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#52

Enjoying “buns per hour”

#53

ftfy

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#54

Squirrels are great, get a bit sad if I go for a walk and dont see a squirrel.

#55

as ‘they kill all sorts of things’

like what

#56

Red Squirrels. Greys are biological war criminal bastards.

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#57

oh yeah, forgot about them

#58

red squirrels and erm… all sorts of things

#59

How many of you do you reckon it would need to consume the Hatco TK-105E’s output at full capacity for a day? Like no slowing down, those buns/breads need to be eaten within five minutes of coming off the conveyor.

#60

But they aren’t doing it on purpose

  • Grey squirrels carry a disease, a Parapoxvirus , which does not appear to affect their health but often kills red squirrels.
  • Grey squirrels are more likely to eat green acorns, so will decimate the food source before they ripen and the reds can make use of them.
  • When red squirrels are put under pressure they will not breed as often.
#61

They damage trees as well

#62

rats are so great, I wish they lived longer. Doesn’t seem fair they don’t get at least 15 years

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#63

There are rats living all around here, they like to play in our garden sometimes, it’s nice to watch them. The cats get very wound up that they can’t go out and kill them but that wouldn’t be fair imo.

When I walk down the ginnel to Morrison’s the bushes are always rustling with the rats that live in them and I like to say hello. Back in the day when I still had to go into the office I’d be walking home from the tram in the dark and they’d all be out in the ginnel socialising and eating rubbish and then they’d all scatter when I appear, which I couldn’t help but take personally.

#64

I’d give the one that shat all over my washing machine 20 to life personally.

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#65

Horrible old cunt

#66

do your rats push shopping carts yet?

#67

no but one of them responds to his name and the other two sort of do
and when I go ‘what’s this???!!!’ they all run over expecting food. trying to train them to climb onto my shoulder on command now

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