#56

Red Squirrels. Greys are biological war criminal bastards.

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#57

oh yeah, forgot about them

#58

red squirrels and erm… all sorts of things

#59

How many of you do you reckon it would need to consume the Hatco TK-105E’s output at full capacity for a day? Like no slowing down, those buns/breads need to be eaten within five minutes of coming off the conveyor.

#60

But they aren’t doing it on purpose

  • Grey squirrels carry a disease, a Parapoxvirus , which does not appear to affect their health but often kills red squirrels.
  • Grey squirrels are more likely to eat green acorns, so will decimate the food source before they ripen and the reds can make use of them.
  • When red squirrels are put under pressure they will not breed as often.
#61

They damage trees as well

#62

rats are so great, I wish they lived longer. Doesn’t seem fair they don’t get at least 15 years

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#63

There are rats living all around here, they like to play in our garden sometimes, it’s nice to watch them. The cats get very wound up that they can’t go out and kill them but that wouldn’t be fair imo.

When I walk down the ginnel to Morrison’s the bushes are always rustling with the rats that live in them and I like to say hello. Back in the day when I still had to go into the office I’d be walking home from the tram in the dark and they’d all be out in the ginnel socialising and eating rubbish and then they’d all scatter when I appear, which I couldn’t help but take personally.

#64

I’d give the one that shat all over my washing machine 20 to life personally.

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#65

Horrible old cunt

#66

do your rats push shopping carts yet?

#67

no but one of them responds to his name and the other two sort of do
and when I go ‘what’s this???!!!’ they all run over expecting food. trying to train them to climb onto my shoulder on command now

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#68

been sorely tempted to get a couple of rats over your rat content tbh.

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#69

Please name them hazard, cesc and costa if you do
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#70

Iazzard, Cesl, and Losta

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#71

They’re the best pets tbh, endlessly curious and entertaining. Just need to let them out and play with them for at least an hour a day, pretty low maintenance other than that. would go to a breeder over a pet shop tho

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#72

Very relatable.

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#73

Hope you weren’t upset or offended by my tale of infestation up thread.

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#74

Tells you a lot about the British media that this guy used to be hailed as an intellectual giant just because he was a condescending sour faced public school dick.

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#75

Am I allowed to shoot him cos I find him annoying.

Tory cunt

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