#41

I know people keep them as pets and thats cool, but in the wild they carry disease in their urine. Last year during lockdown I had them in my garden for about 3 months, couldn’t leave the back door open and the kids couldn’t play in the garden. Nightmare.

#42

it’s the least we deserve!!!11

#43

The only acceptable things to shoot on the bog are:
the shit
your load
maybe zombies or Nazis

#44

“He’s dead as that squirrel.”
“Which squirrel?”

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#45

But I didn’t find any airguns in there?

#46

They can’t even handle a few little bunny rabbits. Squirrels would fuck their country up big time.

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#47

#journalism

And it’s not just squirrels that annoy the television legend.

He said that “virtually everything” does, telling The Guardian: "I was just in John Lewis, trying to buy a toaster, and I said to the woman, ‘What’s the best kind of toaster? These ones are quite good, aren’t they – they are made in Britain?’ and it was extortionate, £160 or something.

“I said, ‘No one is going to pay £160 for a toaster unless there are off their head!’”

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#48

Old Man Yells at Toaster

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#49

With this kind of content, Chiles will be quaking in his boots

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#50

and then I says, right, I turns back to her and I says … “no-one is going to pay that - unless they’re off their head!” :laughing: :rofl:

deep silence

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#51

Absolute peasant!

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#52

Enjoying “buns per hour”

#53

ftfy

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#54

Squirrels are great, get a bit sad if I go for a walk and dont see a squirrel.

#55

as ‘they kill all sorts of things’

like what

#56

Red Squirrels. Greys are biological war criminal bastards.

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#57

oh yeah, forgot about them

#58

red squirrels and erm… all sorts of things

#59

How many of you do you reckon it would need to consume the Hatco TK-105E’s output at full capacity for a day? Like no slowing down, those buns/breads need to be eaten within five minutes of coming off the conveyor.

#60

But they aren’t doing it on purpose

  • Grey squirrels carry a disease, a Parapoxvirus , which does not appear to affect their health but often kills red squirrels.
  • Grey squirrels are more likely to eat green acorns, so will decimate the food source before they ripen and the reds can make use of them.
  • When red squirrels are put under pressure they will not breed as often.