PBs (here are some more characters)

Slammed any PBs recently?

I haven’t left this house since Tuesday morning which is a huge PB.

No cycling shit, dicks.

Would you like to see my Strava profile?

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No, I would not. Please read the OP more carefully.

Would you like to see the Strava profiles of various DiS runners?

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Well done mate.

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My editing time has run out but no, I would not. PBs shouldn’t be based around sports and exercise. Everyone knows that.

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You’d only be jelly of all of our PBs (this is a ‘joke’ about American sandwiches).

I did 11,347 steps last Saturday.

How many of them were H?

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I didn’t wear knickers on holiday for about 6 days straight. I had to put some on because I was wearing a rather short skirt out in the evening.

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Nice one. That’s the sort of record we’re looking for here. Good saving on washing too.

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Just eaten three massive samosas.

Most samosas eaten before 10am!

:muscle:

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A while back I stayed in a flashy hotel in Munich that had many, many cuisines at their breakfast buffet. I think I only did one samosa though… so many congratulations.

Did you forget to pack enough?

I probably packed more than enough. Just fancied a bit of freedom.

Lonz I’ve just read the OP, why haven’t you left the house? Are you still under the weather?

I think all my PBs are behind me, Lonzy.

A bit, largely recovered. Just 500ml of mucus spat into the shitter this morning. Just been WFH, can’t face the drive and talking to people at the moment.

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How about shortest time in the house? You could jump in and then out again.

Parkrun: 20:18
10km: 44:23
Half Marathon: 1:38:32
All you can eat buffet: 7.5 plates