PBs (here are some more characters)


#1

Slammed any PBs recently?

I haven’t left this house since Tuesday morning which is a huge PB.

No cycling shit, dicks.


#2

Would you like to see my Strava profile?


#3

No, I would not. Please read the OP more carefully.


#4

Would you like to see the Strava profiles of various DiS runners?


#5

Well done mate.


#6

My editing time has run out but no, I would not. PBs shouldn’t be based around sports and exercise. Everyone knows that.


#7

You’d only be jelly of all of our PBs (this is a ‘joke’ about American sandwiches).


#8

I did 11,347 steps last Saturday.


#9

How many of them were H?


#10

I didn’t wear knickers on holiday for about 6 days straight. I had to put some on because I was wearing a rather short skirt out in the evening.


#11

Nice one. That’s the sort of record we’re looking for here. Good saving on washing too.


#12

Just eaten three massive samosas.

Most samosas eaten before 10am!

:muscle:


#13

A while back I stayed in a flashy hotel in Munich that had many, many cuisines at their breakfast buffet. I think I only did one samosa though… so many congratulations.


#14

Did you forget to pack enough?


#15

I probably packed more than enough. Just fancied a bit of freedom.


#16

Lonz I’ve just read the OP, why haven’t you left the house? Are you still under the weather?


#17

I think all my PBs are behind me, Lonzy.


#18

A bit, largely recovered. Just 500ml of mucus spat into the shitter this morning. Just been WFH, can’t face the drive and talking to people at the moment.


#19

How about shortest time in the house? You could jump in and then out again.


#20

Parkrun: 20:18
10km: 44:23
Half Marathon: 1:38:32
All you can eat buffet: 7.5 plates