i’ll try but i’m not making any promises

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Despicable I

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My sandwich / your sandwich

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I pointed this out at a british cycling commissaires meeting just last week. Caused a 10 minute debate and I missed my train. Heh. I was still right though AND THAT’S ALL THAT MATTERS. #TeamEpimer

I, Despicable?

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I, I & Irene

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Alright, Bob Marley.

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Cyclists who say “actually there’s no such thing as road tax” or “actually I am not obliged to use the cycle lanes”.

GET FUCKED YOU LYCRA CLAD COCK END.

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image

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Aren’t both of those valid it’s just “My mate and me” that’s the problem?

Silical Gel : Do not eat.

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Are you pedantry-ing the pedantry thread Theodore?

This is spot on

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Technically I’m pedantry-ing the anti-pedantry thread, Jeremiah.

nazi: "sir, we are mining too many useless minerals"
hitler: "mine less then"
grammar nazi: "mine fewer"
hitler: “yes?”

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the ‘not ending sentences in a preposition’ one can get in the bin

I’ve liked this mostly because it flatters my ego.

All of it, nobodies life has ever improved through any of this, stop wanking into a sock.

If anyone wants me to correct their grammar or spelling, they’ve got to pay me.