Penis pasta anyone?

[still_he_persisted]

Penis pasta

[laelfy]

Sorry, looks like you cocked that meal right up

[jordan_229]

Penne for em

[Epimer]

Looks a bit cheesey

[anon42112221]

Al pente

[anon67149139]

Spagetti Bollocknaise

[anon67149139]

Longwilly (sounds a bit like Linguine)

[colon_closed_bracket]

Schlonguine

[zxcvbnm2]

Semi-lina

[Octobadger]

Finish with a knob of butter.