Penoids, what the hell are esports?

Click the link, dickwad!

Give him a break, ffs, he’s only got a few seconds before his CS:GO respawn.

hey I hate regular sports as well

Sorry, you doofus!

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Sports > e-sports > Formula 1

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how the hell is this “sport”?

how about if i mention speedrunning, will that help me?

What’s the problem, chief? Absurdly high skill cap, at least as much “physical exertion” as darts or snooker.

No, that’s just some sad sacks in their bedroom playing Mario over and over. You’ve managed identify the one activity in this sphere that’s far less cool than esports.

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League of legends, Dota 2, FIFA, Counterstrike GO and Overwatch are the most popular.

so you’re saying i will out-penoid them? sweet.

they play them in stadiums in front of millions of people and broadcast them on television

I was just about to point you towards a genuinely intelligent esports journalist who writes really well, too. Shame.

never mind, pretty sure i don’t want this job anyhoo3

Also they attract bigger crowds than a lot of “proper” sports https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=league+of+legends+worlds&client=ms-android-htc-rev&prmd=inv&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjr47Lp4pbQAhXGiSwKHZFRAJwQ_AUIBygB&biw=360&bih=511#imgrc=XxSKll0ujbkEFM%3A

Anyone mentioned how popular they are yet?

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I’m saying you will learn what it feels like to be looked down on by people who have chosen a career centred around battles between wizards on the internet.

do you reckon attracting a large crowd makes something good?

Godwin’s law countdown: 5

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they are bafflingly popular. that’s how popular they are