Pensioner bants

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Pants

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Neil Warnockā€™s looking good for his age.

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Iā€™m younger and donā€™t have a garden.

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Thereā€™s a british feelgood movie in this.

Thereā€™s also an unremittingly bleak film in which pensioners put themselves though hours of gruelling physical pain and have effigies made of them from charity shop clothes.

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Like Gladiators for the 80+? Iā€™d watch it.

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Iā€™m younger and have done 975 miles in my garden since 10th May. I beat these guys on both fronts.

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You gonna mark the occasion when you hit 1k?

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Maybe a cup of tea and a listen to this @anon29812515

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I like it when old people whack their walking stick back and forth between a young personā€™s legs and say ā€œNot much meat on those bones, eh Sonny? Eheheheh!ā€ Thatā€™s good Pensioner Bants.

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Probably slash on the four corners and then drop to my knees in the middle.

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Defining image of 2020

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Disney need to fucking stop with these live action remakes tbh.
ā€˜Upā€™ was fine already.

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They shoot OAPs, donā€™t they

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Cake form as well!

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Iā€™ve already storyboarded it

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And childrenā€™s book form

https://www.waterstones.com/book/one-hundred-steps-the-story-of-captain-sir-tom-moore/captain-tom-moore/adam-larkum/9780241486764

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Couldnā€™t he just call himself Tom Moore? So arrogant

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Official pogs by the end of the year?

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Technically speaking she gets all his medals now, like belts in boxing. If he wants them back he can get off his arse rather than checks notes shilling for Big Chocolate in that new Cadbury ad