either because they’re reading the news on their lunch or they’ve just had a notification on their phone. It happens in work, in fact, it’s just happened. Mate, you didn’t invent this news and you weren’t first, we already know because we spend too much time on the internet.
“Oh, very interesting, blah blah blah has just happened”
“yeah, i know. asks a question about blah blah blah?”
“to be honest, i don’t really know the full story”
Up there with people slagging off the weather reports. Might have a burrito for lunch today.