People that it's funny that they're people

Keith Urban

is this about names or general existence?

Both

Incredible that’s the name he was born with. Always assumed that he was the sort of tosser who’d adopted an edgy name, like John Legend.

(What sort of a prick gives themselves the name Legend?)

The sort of prick that is John Legend. Insufferable bellend. There’s a good bit about him in E’s autobiography.

Ha! That’s what brought him to mind!

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Tina Arena

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Jinsuke Go - a kid I went to school with that no one else can remember.

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Recently been unable to cope with Robert Van Winkle being Vanilla Ice’s real name

That woman on Grand Designs who wanted a light-up dancefloor in her own house.

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The Krankies