Hey ant not seen you about for a bit, hows things?

I’m ok thank you. How are you?

I missed #38463936, anyone got a link so I can get caught up?

As you were.

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I stayed at my friends last night and drank a lot, we just had 2 pints in a pub and now I’m on the bus home. So not that well but it’ll be betterm

Cherish your time with friends, they are the modern day family x

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Two pints is just about perfect hair of the dog.

Normally… But not today. Also means im unlikely to cook properly.

Ah, the curse of poor/lazy nutritional decisions when even a small amount of booze is involved. I know it well.

People who fill up people who threads with non people who content

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People who go into the toilets in my office, go into a cubicle and just sit there silently, apparently not shitting or pissing. I think they’re waiting for there to be nobody else in there but fucking hell, just do your business and go, i don’t want an audience either.

People who really aggressively rip off toilet paper, with such ferocity you can hear the roll spinning

At my old workplace there was a mysterious character who was eating breakfast on the toilet. Kept finding empty cartons there.

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People who choose to swim in the lane only pool when there is also a general swim pool next to it, then float around chatting, pushing each other and getting annoyed with me when I have to keep saying excuse me to swim past them in what is clearly a space for swimmers not maurauders.

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NO CHATTING
NO PUSHING
NO MARAUDING

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That is bad form! Lifeguard should have a word

She didn’t care! I wish i could just chill out about this stuff but there was a whole pool dedicated to people who want to play/not swim. Also two girls, rather than shower before getting in, bent over the poolside and washed themselves with the pool water defeating the entire object of washing in the first place. Might have to have an entire swim related complaints thread as it seems to be all i post about lately.

The pool washing is so idiotic that it’s kind of funny!

When I was in Laos the Chinese tourists would do the weirdest things, including getting in the pool fully clothed, and washing their feet in the pool whilst still wearing flip flops. I know there’s cultural differences but come on guys!

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i was trying to phone somewhere about a new job today from my office. was very difficult trying to find somewhere to do it so no one in the office could overhear.

didn’t think about going into the bogs though. what if your boss was taking a shit in the next stall?