People who #44567321


#1

Make you repeat yourself after you’ve just said something at a perfectly audible volume then get all offended and say something like ‘im not deaf!’ When you say it again slightly louder than the first time.


#2

I do this all the time


#3

Sometimes to give myself time to think, sometimes because I wasn’t listening


#4

People who @83746725 ?


#5

Do you do the indignant ‘I’m not deaf’ bit???


#6

No, I’m not a prick*

*in this way


#7

It’s still not ideal but I’ll let it slide then.


#8

This is a constant issue in our house. I have bad sinuses which makes projecting my voice quite difficult and the TV has partial deafness in one ear. It’s like living in a really shit sitcom.


#9

Mrs casinobay does something similar to this.

I’ll say something, she will say “what?”, I’ll keep quiet for a few seconds, then she will respond to what I originally said.


#10

used to go out with this girl at college who would totally shut down this kinda behaviour

her: what time you wanna meet later?
me: what?
her: did you really not hear or are you just being a twat?
me: …7ish?


#11

This is the problem I had and it got so bad that my bf suggested I was genuinely going deaf so I went down that route to get tested.

But I have superior hearing! That of a 10 year old!

so FUCK HIM SPEAK UP


#12

OK, I’LL DO THAT IN FUTURE.


#13

What?


#14

I often ask people to repeat what they say - it’s because I’m slow on the uptake and often takes a second or two for what they’ve said to register. By the time they’re halfway through repeating, I’m beginning my response and talking over them.

Pretty embarrassing tbh.


#15

my dad does this. conflicted because its usually when he’s offering something.

dad: 'Tea?'
me: 'no thanks’
dad:'you don’t want tea?'
me: ‘…’


#16

i do this. who doesn’t want tea tbh?


#17

If the TV says sorry I love to repeat myself.
Eg
Me - Well that was a shit choice of film
TV - sorry
Me - THAT WAS A SHIT CHOICE OF FILM

Irks her so bad.


#18

ME, 'cks sake.


#19

Do you hear ice cream vans from huge distances away?


#20

Talking of numbered accounts: