People who have been to space proper love banging on about it

It’s like when people come back from holiday and tell you about it. You feign interest for about five minutes then couldn’t care less, but at least they move on. Astronauts keep going on and on and its not like they saw anything good. Idiots. Up there with Olympians

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@LastAstronaut excepted obviously

don’t like to talk about it. It’s difficult to when you’re just a skull in a helmet

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Fucking yawn

https://twitter.com/TheRealBuzz/status/1680708340329099264

What have you done for me lately, Buzz?

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even wearing clothes about it. fucking get over it mate, talk about your two watches instead

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Not all of us do.

marckee moon

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Never shut up about their neighbours either.

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Enjoyed the area plastered with these at Glastonbury this year:

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Space does have some pretty cool stuff though

Black holes
Nebulae
Neutron stars
Pulsars

Don’t have any of those here do we?

If we did, we’d be fucked

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Back in my day, we had plenty of black holes everywhere, and we were fine. Sure, the odd person I knew got spaghettified, but he came out stronger.

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Alright Matt Bellamy

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Woa

Bet one is set to some kind of space time though

One of the watches has been to space so is 3 seconds out of sync

The other are two are sick of the spacewatch going on about it

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