Alright Jeff Bezos to William Shatner
Saw that edit in real time and it was more thrilling then seeing a rocket takeoff
so that’s what he’s been doing lately, flogging dodgy watches on street corners!
Imagine having to sit next to Tim Peake at a wedding or something. Reckon I’d just get up and leave.
“Tim have you tried those prawn vol au vents they’re so-”
“Been to space.”
Always remember how that Paul Burrell would try and link back every conversation to being butler to Diana or whatever. Should send him to space so he can go on about that instead.
He’s just been on holiday to the Grand Canyon.
Lotta space there tbf