People who have fucked

A year? Yeah, about that

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  • sex
  • death
  • naughty
  • mischievous

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that’s what I mean

delete the thread or change the subject or something

this is not Thursday filth, this is Thursday angst

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robots

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yeah. you’re not wrong.

anyway, because we’re all likely to die of a virus soon, do you most regret

  • not enough butt stuff
  • too much butt stuff

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teat time

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Not enough, even if last year it genuinely did result in my having to go to the doct[ABANDON REPLY]

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replace anxiety with regret

great work :crazy_face:

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Time for a quickie whilst the oven’s pre-heating

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Isn’t that a RHCP album?

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I always make the most of it.

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New sex injury to report.
I’ve had a few over the years but last night was the first time I have finished with an injured knee. Wouldn’t mind but I was lying down the whole time.
Welcome to old age Noah…

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Dying in the middle of sex

  • Too traumatic for whoever else is involved, I’ll go for car crash or whatever
  • Yeah but

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nau-ghty
butt stuff
death sex
last hump

STANDING IN LINE TO SEE A SH

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I think the debilitating anxiety induced by the knowledge of my imminent death might impair my ability to get into the zone, too.

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This would be a great interview question

“…and that’s where I see myself in 5 years time”
“Excellent answer, truly one of the best I’ve ever had.
Well, that about wraps things up, just one final question; what’s your most erotic regret?”

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:smiley:

See, I really think it would spur me on. I work best with a imminent deadline.

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Happy with my butt stuff level

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my god. YOU WILL BRING BALANCE