People who know loads of people

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peoplewho
peoplewhoknow
lotsofpeople

#1

Weird aren’t they? I messaged one of these people yesterday ‘tell me about Bilal’, he replied ‘what’s his surname’? How can you know more than one Bilal?


#2

Good lad is Bilal, superb distribution as well


#3

Postman is he?


#4

Goalkeeper


#5

Everytime i text dan i break into a cold sweat just


#6

Yeah I know shed loads of Dans and Daves


#7

I’m definitely not one of these people, but in my old job there was this weird coincidental run of me knowing multiple interviewees, client contacts etc etc that made people think I was some kind of social butterfly with all these far-reaching social connections. Which is weird, because they’d met me.


#8

I know someone called Bill and someone called Al.

stands with head on hands as referee teaches for his pocket


#9

SEAN!!!


#11

I know maybe five people


#12

'kin hell mate, second yellow for you today


#13
  1. What do you want to know about Bilal?
  2. The person you messaged doesn’t know any Bilals, they’re stalling for time because you’ve made them think they should know a Bilal. This is clearly a desperate individual, be wary of them.

#14

most number of people in your office with one name?

my last place had four daves


#15

I’ve been rushing around like Gazza in the 1991 FA Cup final


#16

does that even make sense i’ve stopped caring


#18

I want to know everything there is to know about Bilal.


#19

Just keep running away from the ref like in FIFA 94 and you’ll be right


#20

We’ve got one Andy.


#22

in the same flat is quite impressive.

i suppose it depends how many people are in your office if 16 martins is any good. we only had 25ish people at work so 4/25 dave was quite high i thought


#24

I had a brief volunteering stint in an office where all three of us had the same first name. Oh the hilarity!