ugh fucking hell i want to claw my eyes out
People who take Harry Potter too seriously
NickDS
#2
Do these people assign themselves houses or is there some fan website that assigns them?
(I’m not sure which of those would be worse)
Can’t speak for those Twitter weirdos but the gf made me go through a quiz on Pottermore.com to find out what house I am.
I’m Gryffindor apparently.
It’s the most childish sounding of the houses. Which is why everyone picks on them and is right to do so.
As I understand it:
Gryffindor: good
Slytherin: evil
Hufflepuff: pathetic
Ravenclaw: they needed a fourth
NickDS
#9
I was just about to say, as the internet has assigned me a proud member of Ravenbollock, isn’t that the one that has no identity and is just there to make up the numbers.
Yeah, it’s typically:
Gryffindor: brave, honest
Slytherin: ambitious, cunning
Hufflepuff: friendly, caring
Ravenclaw: book smart nerds
Jamos
#11
#puffpride #fuuuuuuucccccckofffffffffffff
massive respect to this woman’s date trolling the fuck out of her though:
NickDS
#12
I would have said (which my vague knowledge of HP)
Gryffindor: Goodies
Slytherin: Badies
Hufflepuff: cute, geek culture ones
Ravenclaw: 
Icarus-Smicarus
#13
why are so many people in those replies happily boasting about being evil then?
i don’t understand this whole thing
xylo
#14
there’s a long-running thing in my trade about my company being the ‘slytherin’ of rare books. It’s tiresome af.
colossalhorse
#17
Ah well, the thing is: are they really evil? Hmm? Are they? Or are they misunderstood?
Fucked if I know tbh. The gf got Slytherin which has given me a decent line of bants at least.