People who take Harry Potter too seriously

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ugh fucking hell i want to claw my eyes out

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Do these people assign themselves houses or is there some fan website that assigns them?

(I’m not sure which of those would be worse)

Typical Ravenbollock.

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Can’t speak for those Twitter weirdos but the gf made me go through a quiz on Pottermore.com to find out what house I am.

I’m Gryffindor apparently.

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what the fuck is Hufflepuffs I know it’s from Harry potter but why is this happening

Typical Froggyscrote.

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Ah ok. Fair enough. A Briggs Meyers kind of thing then

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It’s the most childish sounding of the houses. Which is why everyone picks on them and is right to do so.

As I understand it:

Gryffindor: good
Slytherin: evil
Hufflepuff: pathetic
Ravenclaw: they needed a fourth

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I was just about to say, as the internet has assigned me a proud member of Ravenbollock, isn’t that the one that has no identity and is just there to make up the numbers.

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Yeah, it’s typically:

Gryffindor: brave, honest
Slytherin: ambitious, cunning
Hufflepuff: friendly, caring
Ravenclaw: book smart nerds

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#puffpride #fuuuuuuucccccckofffffffffffff

massive respect to this woman’s date trolling the fuck out of her though:

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I would have said (which my vague knowledge of HP)

Gryffindor: Goodies
Slytherin: Badies
Hufflepuff: cute, geek culture ones
Ravenclaw: :man_shrugging:

why are so many people in those replies happily boasting about being evil then?

i don’t understand this whole thing

Stop talking about those shit books in this thread now pls.

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Typical Hufflepuff

Ah well, the thing is: are they really evil? Hmm? Are they? Or are they misunderstood?

Fucked if I know tbh. The gf got Slytherin which has given me a decent line of bants at least.

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It’s a magic hat that assigns them - have you not seen the film?

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please

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Someone didn’t get sorted into the house they wanted!!!1

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At my junior school we had houses, which only seemed to matter at sports day. There were four houses, each named after places in the peak district. Dovedale, Edale, Lathkil and Monsal.

I wanted so badly to be in Lathkil because I thought it sounded most badass. And I was!

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