People who take Harry Potter too seriously

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#1

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ugh fucking hell i want to claw my eyes out


Terrible things people post on social media
#2

Do these people assign themselves houses or is there some fan website that assigns them?

(I’m not sure which of those would be worse)


#3

Typical Ravenbollock.


#4

Can’t speak for those Twitter weirdos but the gf made me go through a quiz on Pottermore.com to find out what house I am.

I’m Gryffindor apparently.


#5

what the fuck is Hufflepuffs I know it’s from Harry potter but why is this happening


#6

Typical Froggyscrote.


#7

Ah ok. Fair enough. A Briggs Meyers kind of thing then


#8

It’s the most childish sounding of the houses. Which is why everyone picks on them and is right to do so.

As I understand it:

Gryffindor: good
Slytherin: evil
Hufflepuff: pathetic
Ravenclaw: they needed a fourth


#9

I was just about to say, as the internet has assigned me a proud member of Ravenbollock, isn’t that the one that has no identity and is just there to make up the numbers.


#10

Yeah, it’s typically:

Gryffindor: brave, honest
Slytherin: ambitious, cunning
Hufflepuff: friendly, caring
Ravenclaw: book smart nerds


#11

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#puffpride #fuuuuuuucccccckofffffffffffff

massive respect to this woman’s date trolling the fuck out of her though:

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#12

I would have said (which my vague knowledge of HP)

Gryffindor: Goodies
Slytherin: Badies
Hufflepuff: cute, geek culture ones
Ravenclaw: :man_shrugging:


#13

why are so many people in those replies happily boasting about being evil then?

i don’t understand this whole thing


#14

there’s a long-running thing in my trade about my company being the ‘slytherin’ of rare books. It’s tiresome af.


#15

Stop talking about those shit books in this thread now pls.


#16

Typical Hufflepuff


#17

Ah well, the thing is: are they really evil? Hmm? Are they? Or are they misunderstood?

Fucked if I know tbh. The gf got Slytherin which has given me a decent line of bants at least.


#18

It’s a magic hat that assigns them - have you not seen the film?


#19

please


#20

Someone didn’t get sorted into the house they wanted!!!1