No one ever seems happy to be in Slytherin but it seems to sort most people into it. I really hope whoever coded it was trolling the fanbase.

Clearly they were on a date with a DiSer

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As if it’s the fucking huffletwat that should run a mile.

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OH NO, IMAGINE

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I bet they’re not on Facebook either. Can this be real?!

I think in her case she chose a toad as her animal which swung it to Slytherin, can’t remember the other choices but it was like rabbit, dog, cat or toad or something. She had it coming (7 years old etc.)

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[adjusts spectacles]

actually when i want to read childish wish fulfilment i opt for atlas shrugged

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this is how I feel when I see anyone enjoying anything :frowning:

i get very confused when things are split off into new threads. why is it all in a weird order?

Look, you might not like it, but the book series introduced a generation of children to reading (and spawned an incredibly successful series of films featuring an unbelievably strong cast of British actors), and I for one think that those “magical” books making that new generation of readers literally incapable of reading any other book for the rest of their lives or banging on about them forever due to some kind of dark magic imbued in the pages is a price worth paying.

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it’s a bit like when people post simpsons gifs for everything isn’t it

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Sorry if it’s bothered anyone, only did it because it was a long running popular thread and the discussion had gone pretty big into this subject.

The weird order is my fault, I missed a few posts and did that afterwards.

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Typical Snufflepug.

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was it Harry Potter I got into an argument with people about for being Tory or was that something else?

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holy shit you can adblock gifs?!?!

Folks, I’m a Ravenclaw according to two different tests in case you were wondering. The TV always comes up Hufflepuff.

harry potter is neoliberal
lotr is green party
buffy is anarcho communism

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it’s hard to keep track of the arguments on here about what things are Tory

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