Clearly the evil house. Makes sense.
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Samesies! Gryffindor 4 life*
*got persuaded to do it by my partners niece. She got Slytherin and immediately started crying afterwards, couldnāt help but laugh. She then went through the whole thing again and got Hufflepuff.
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Houses at school are so posh.
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Itās not āevilā as such, itās meant to be ambition, tenacity, etc. But because itās a dumb childrenās book all of the evil people also happen to be Slytherins, which raises the question of why they wouldnāt just shut it down / reject Slytherin-alligned kids.
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Because magic hat
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No one ever seems happy to be in Slytherin but it seems to sort most people into it. I really hope whoever coded it was trolling the fanbase.
As if itās the fucking huffletwat that should run a mile.
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OH NO, IMAGINE
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I bet theyāre not on Facebook either. Can this be real?!
I think in her case she chose a toad as her animal which swung it to Slytherin, canāt remember the other choices but it was like rabbit, dog, cat or toad or something. She had it coming (7 years old etc.)
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[adjusts spectacles]
actually when i want to read childish wish fulfilment i opt for atlas shrugged
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this is how I feel when I see anyone enjoying anything 
i get very confused when things are split off into new threads. why is it all in a weird order?
Look, you might not like it, but the book series introduced a generation of children to reading (and spawned an incredibly successful series of films featuring an unbelievably strong cast of British actors), and I for one think that those āmagicalā books making that new generation of readers literally incapable of reading any other book for the rest of their lives or banging on about them forever due to some kind of dark magic imbued in the pages is a price worth paying.
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itās a bit like when people post simpsons gifs for everything isnāt it
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Sorry if itās bothered anyone, only did it because it was a long running popular thread and the discussion had gone pretty big into this subject.
The weird order is my fault, I missed a few posts and did that afterwards.
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Typical Snufflepug.
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