People who take Harry Potter too seriously

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#841

They’ve gone Galt. This was all explained in Voldemort’s fifty-page speech in the seventh book.


#842

just sad that we can’t worldbuild the real world with the same love am I right?


#843

and from over the hill surrounded by white horses rode Jeremy


#844

sorry I don’t get that reference I haven’t read a book for 12 years


#845

I was merging LOTR and Jeremy Corbyn


#846

you should read a book this year btw


#847

oh ok. Jeremy seems nice


#848

remember when he ate that pringle?

Made me really happy


#849

You mean when Deathly Hallows came out?

HE’S ONE OF THEM


#850

seems like such hard work.

Maybe I could get an audiobook of a classic or something


#851

nah I think it was when I dropped out of philosophy so it was probably David Hume’s treatise on some bollocks


#852

haha yeah learning is shit


#853

Sorry, I know you run a bookshop so this probably seems offensive to your lifestyle choices but it was really boring stuff!


#854

Just a shame books are the only way to learn anything :frowning:


#855

David Hume’s writing is tedious in the extreme, tbf.


#856

do you know what is a good book? harry potter


#857

No more sizzling takes, please.


#858

oh my god it was so bad. Seemed like every sentence took at least a paragraph. By the time I got to the end of a page I had completely forgotten what he was saying at the start


#859

Made it halfway through a Nietzsche book this year, that was better written at least


#860

David Hume’s writing is tedious in the extreme, tbf.

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