People who wear glasses are mega clever


#1

Proof https://www.theguardian.com/science/2018/may/30/glasses-smarter-study-intelligence-bad-eyesight-link-health-benefits?CMP=fb_gu

Let’s confirm:

  • I am clever and wear glasses
  • I am not clever and wear glasses
  • I am clever and do not wear glasses
  • I am not clever and do not wear glasses
  • Other (please comment)

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#2

just like bald men are sexier. much much much much much much much much much much much much sexier.


#3

reckon it is because in the wild people with poor eyesight needed to get smarter to survive


#4

So you’re saying that Pol Pot was… kinda right?


#5

I’m incredibly clever in that I need glasses but don’t wear them because I look much hotter without them


#6

According to this logic I should be super smart and slaying loads of hot puss ( can we still say, if it’s not meant seriously?). CWBAFT.


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#8

I started wearing glasses a few years ago, it didn’t seem to make much difference.


#9

I would never not wear my glasses to a job interview - deffo project an air of competence with them on.

Would also never not wear them to take an exam - need all the extra brain power I can muster…


#10

:nerd_face:

^all yous


#11

I don’t wear glasses but get headaches all the time, people always tell me I should get my eyes tested, to which I reply ‘but I can see fine’ they tell me I should go anyway, so I go and get my eyes tested and they said I can see fine


#12

Drink more water? Headaches often signs of dehydration


#13

yeah it probably is this, I exclusively drink fizzy drinks which are hard to drink quickly so I think I don’t drink enough


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#15

If they’re so smart why can’t they see properly?

Checkmate, glasses-wearers.


#16

WHA!? PEEPHOLE-AWARE GRASSES ARMED WITH MEGA CLEAVER??


#17

lot of glasses wearers on dis


#18

a friend of mine always wanted glasses, he didn’t need them and thought having frames with fake lenses would make him a poser, so he went for tests under conditions that he thought would be favourable to getting glasses, when he was hungover, eventually passed/failed the test and got glasses, then he decided they made him look too much like Moby


#19

Is this Billy Corgan? The last sentence was the clincher


#20

I wear glasses maybe 10% of the time and am of average cleverness. Maybe if I wore them more I’d get clevererer :thinking: