People Who



need an app to tell them how much water to drink.


leave the kitchen bins open.

I know I’ve mentioned this before. I’m still irked by it.


Presumptuous spam emails (office edition)

I use a 1.5L bottle for water at work. I want to upgrade to a 1/2 gallon bottle but not sure how I feel about this.


Fucking Brexit


there’s absolutely nothing wrong with switching to imperial units. we have got our ruddy gruddy country back after all!


A ten-gallon hat would be fucking massive.


I just remembered people on here slagging off Lonesome Cowboy Bill. Absolute cunts, to the person.


This has reminded me to drink water. Cheers balonzapp!