People who

Dodge around the roads like they are Aryton Senna through a chicane so that they avoid drains and manhole covers. Dicks.

you don’t see a lot of Aryton’s about these days

People (mostly van drivers) who park by the side of the road with their hazards on, so if someone parks behind them it looks like they’re indicating to come out.

FUCK. VAN. DRIVERS!

(body is invalid)

Probably for the best in Oxford.

i do this on my bike

talk to you soon

Countdown to this thread being about cycling. 10…9…

That is a bit different.

To balance defending you: you are a penis.

You’re exempt from this thread (on the basis that cyclists aren’t people).

Too slow!

This is now the strolling thread.