#13

Church.

Really blows my mind that people are able to regularly lose keys, wallets etc. Surely they are always either in the place where they’re kept or in your hand whilst being used

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#14

wallet is always in front right pocket. when i go to the supermarket i’ll stick a bag in my back pocket. when i’m done at the self service, i’ll pay, then get my bag out. for some reason i seem to automatically then stick my wallet in my back pocket (where the bag was) rather than in the front pocket where it should go.

causes all kinds of chaos.

#15

Lose things on a night out and think it’s been stolen.

“My bags been stolen! Oh wait, I left it in a cab”

#16

Type loudly on trains

#17

Sounds like you need to tweak the system tbh

#18

People who live in the flat downstairs

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#19

I do this but in the confines of my home

Where the fuck are my glasses? I can’t find them? Jesus Christ where could it have gone???
Babe go look in the bedroom for my glasses pls?? Not in there?? Ok try spare room desk!!

Oh I’m sitting on them! Never mind!

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#20

After Broad City, this is now ingrained every time we leave somewhere

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#21

Home shopping supermarket delivery drivers are the worst for this. Just stop anywhere at rush hour adding time onto everyone’s journey so some cunt can have a ready made lamb bhuna for their dinner.

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#22

I blame either @ynot or @yuggy - whichever one it is!

#23

I’d like to implement a rule that nobody’s allowed to ask the other for help until they’ve spent five minutes trying to solve it themselves.

Enforcement might be difficult.

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#25

You can literally find an answer or method to solving any problem by using the internet and searching on Google, why people ask others for help is beyond me.

#26

That’s the trick for remembering how to make the sign of the cross for a blessing :+1:

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#27

And it’s Nuns on the Run

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#29

taxi drivers in Brighton are crazy bad for this - don’t even make any effort to pull over a bit (on narrowish roads with parked cars on both sides)

#30

No thank you!

#31

I lost the remote control for my kitchen speakers a few months back. Ended up going through the bin and everything. Gave up and ordered a replacement which took ages to come and cost £20

I cleaned the fridge on Saturday - the lost remote was tucked in one of the shelves in the door, behind the dijon mustard.

More than anything else this exposes how little I clean the fridge

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#32

Wouldn’t want to leave the house with my bollocks. :wink:

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#33

I don’t know if this is a legit people who but think it might be. People who are seated on a crowded train where people are standing, when after the train stops at a major disembarking stop are too quick to reconfigure and take up the remaining space (eg 2 people leave a 4 seat grouping, one of the two remaining switch sides so they are not sitting next to someone, but it’s completely pointless as one of the people standing will now sit next to them, they’ve created no benefit they’ve just made it more awkward for the people standing to claim a seat they’ve longed for). I dunno, think this is a people who

#35

People who fetishise Nando’s

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