People who


#1

Don’t mute themselves on telecons and you can hear their disgusting human breathing and chewing noises.


#2

try and get into the lift before you are out of the lift


#3

*train

But yes.


#4

exhibit no self doubt whatsoever


#5

write “defiantly” when they mean “definitely”


#6

walk through you whilst staring at their phone


#7

human breathing.


#8

disgusting human noises, feat. breathing and chewing

Old Blue Last, £5, doors 8 pm


#9

sounds more a cafe oto lineup tbf


#10

Wouldn’t know, I’m not really into music.


#11

broadcast their shitty teleconference to the entire open plan office