This guy wan’t annoying just an oddity. I could never get a full on pic but he would sit down, pull out a laptop, 360 controller and massive bose headphones and play COD or whatever.

One time he came with a bonus dawg:

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Is he controlling the dog with the 360 controller?

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I was walking along a street in Athens, Greece, a few years back and turned a corner only to find myself face to face with a man who was almost always on the same Tube train every morning. That was very weird.

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I see the same woman when i’m driving to work everyday. I know whether i’m going to be later or not depending on where she is

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I drive in now because I work in the middle of nowhere. When I used to walk to work I used to walk past too many clothes man, who would invariably be wearing about 15 different garments regardless of the weather. This would usually include a beanie hat, scarf, fleece, technical jacket thing and gloves. He was always incredibly punctual as well, which meant I could gauge how late I was from where I saw him.

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No hat, gloves, scarf or glasses. TMCM would consider him indecent.

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this will be an excellent start to your new short story collection

so regular bus / train people

how do you think things would pan out if you and your co-commuters found yourselves in a Speed type situation? Would you be the plucky Sanda Bullock type or the hysterical annoying one?

I’d remain seated with my headphones on and staring at my book at all costs.

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Being an English man I would huff, roll my eyes and go “bloody typical” with the hope of eliciting some curt nods of assent from my fellow passengers.

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“Bloody network rail eh?”

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Loads of people who cycle at roughly the same time as me: Man Who Always Wears Grey, Man With My Favourite Bike, Lady I Overtake On A Green Trek. My favourite is “Hi Viz Man” though. He stands on a horrible blind corner in Nunhead waving traffic across every morning.

Find the people who do this much, much more annoying than the delay itself.

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Sat down on the train this morning and about a second later the women I had sat down next to just got up and moved to another empty seat.

Not sure what I did to upset her.
I’ve spent all day wondering if I smell bad.

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Nah she just wanted her own space! I’ve deffo done this in the past, although I admit I’ve silently wondered why they didn’t just sit in the empty seat I’ve now sat in… I’m v. anti-social on public transport though.

quite like ‘bumping into’ the same people catching the flight back that were on the flight there.

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A friend of mine was in the queue for a flight a few years back. Both going to Valencia on the same day, on the same flight, by coincidence.

I was sitting on the balcony of an apartment in the old town of Valencia on that same trip when I heard someone calling my name. A mate of mine who lives 50 or so miles from me was walking down the road.

This sort of thing seems to happen to me frequently.

In New York I walked out of my friend’s apartment on W24th Street just as a friend of mine from Fulham was walking past. The same friend happened to be in a bar that I went into in Silverlake, Los Angeles a year later.

I have at least half a dozen other examples of how small the world is too.

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There are a couple of students who get the same train as me who speak in some kind of code. Like a pig Latin where every word starts with the letter G. It’s kind of impressive.

They’re all fairly nondescript to be honest, sadly. I do occasionally get the bus into town in the evening and there’s a couple of characters on there. There’s two twin brothers, in their sixties I’d say, always immaculately turned out, brylcreemed hair, etc, who I always think of as the “Kray twins”.

When I used to regularly get the bus in the morning, there were two old Afro-Caribbean guys who’d regularly tut-tut about school kids only travelling a couple of stops (“Had to walk 4 miles to school in my day”, etc) and would refer to British people as “the natives”.

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