Perfume/Cologne

Do you wear it? What is/are your favourites?

Mine in no particular order

  1. Jo Malone - sea salt and wood sage
  2. Chloe - signature
  3. Joan Collins - I am woman
  4. Yves Saint Lauren - Cinema

Basically I love perfume and if money was no object I’d have a house full.

Davidoff Cool Water

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Creed Aventus
Creed Silver Mountain Water
Le Labo Santal 33
Davidoff Cool Water

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Vera Wang is my go-to.

The aroma of my Wang is often remarked upon

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Creed human clay

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Don’t really wear perfume but do enjoy it on others. I have a few bottles that have been given to me as gifts and every now and again I give myself a spritz but I feel like it wears off pretty quickly.

On men I love Issey Miyake and Dark Blue.
Not sure what I like on women, I’m sure I’ve asked when I’ve thought they smell good but forget instantly.

Another vote for davidoff cool water

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That’s the weird thing about smelling perfume on yourself… After about half an hour you can’t smell it but others still can. I’m sure there is Some Science behind this

Yesss this!!! I got JOAN Collins one on this basis (I’ll admit I was a bit like Joan Collins perfume wot?) then used it and it’s just gorgeous. Smells about twice as expensive as it is too.

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Fragrance adverts are so stupid.
Ooh I’m running through a building with a long, flowing dress on and now I’m running my hand up the chest of this hot man and now I’m making a silly face. RANDOM FRAGRANCE NAME.
Aspirational nonsense I guess?
Just tell us what it smells like fffs.

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Brusque by Gnometorious: It’s Lemony.

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The ‘and you, what would you do for love?’ is the absolute worst for me.
Errrr, jump off a pier, scream on a bus and run down the beach in a floaty thing? Nah mate

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I have nothing constructive to add, except for the fact that I still find this quite funny:

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I love these classic Guerlains the most:
L’Heure Bleue
Shalimar
Après L’Ondée
Vega (discontinued :weary:)
Habit Rougue (ostensibly a masculin but I find it very unisex)

I also have/like:
Miller Harris - La Fumée
Lancôme - Cuir de Lancôme (discontinued)
Chanel - Cuir de Russie
Etro - Messe de Minuit
Etro - Heliotrope
A couple of 4711 Acqua Colonia citrus colognes for summer.

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Urgh. He’s so grim

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Yeah the bullshit tag lines are ridiculous too. Just Wtf.

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I don’t think my fragrance would be lemons. I like lemons but lemony smell is a bit household cleaning products, isn’t it?

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I’m just the branding consultant. The pong is entirely at your discretion.

And here’s why I always pronounce sausage in a faux French accent. Sosarj

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I can’t see this without thinking sore vag

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