#17

Picturing you in your garden having a doss on the monkey bars now.

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#18

Boss sits behind me but faces away at a ninety degree angle to my left, which means I’m always unsure if he can see my screen or not. Otherwise it’s a peachy enough position to sit in.

#19

That would be ace.

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#20

My desk is right next to the door so people thump down their mugs/kettle/whatever in my desk whilst the open the door - properly irks me. Also means I jump every time someone opens the door.

#21

My desk backs onto the majority of the room and I have an enormous 27" screen meaning everyone can see me pissing about on here all day

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#22

That would do my nut. Can you make it impossible for them to plonk stuff down?

#23

I sit across from a guy i find an absolute prick of the highest order

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#24

Open plan office means theres a Mexican wave of coughing :mask:

Can always hear business people being important on important business calls about business. PIPE DOWN AND FUCK OFF

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#25

Yeah I try to put stuff like my bike helmet there so as not to provide an even surface but the bastards still find a way.

I’m also out the office a lot which means my desk gets used as the snack table whenever there’s a celebration. Means I come back to a desk full of popcorn and cakes which is both annoying and great in equal measure.

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#26

The desk I occasionally sit at has two workstations. it’s quite a tall desk, certainly taller than a table at least. One of the office chairs has gone wandering, presumably never to be seen again. The replacement is a chair from the canteen, which is far too small for the slightly taller than normal desk. This means if I have to sit at this computer, i feel like a small child sitting at the dinner table

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#27

the everpresent musk of old, dead rodents

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#28

It’s a very pungent odour isn’t it. We’ve had a lot crawl into the gaps within the walls and kick the mousey bucket.

#29

DiS looks a bit like…

JIRA!

so i’m usually golden fucking about on here.

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#30

Changed desk and my current one’s facing a wall meaning it’s a stealth operation making sure people don’t spot me being on Betfair.

Hopefully going to move to another desk soon, preferably facing away from a wall, and in time for the UK Snooker Championships.

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#31

The person who I’m sat next to is a massive bell.

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#32

When it’s sunny in the afternoon I get a right bastardful of sun right in the peepers. I do have blinds but I really resent having to shut them.

#33

Ooft this happens to me too, shines off the windows of the building opposite right into my peepers. Don’t mind dropping my blinds but they’re really shit so I have to mash them with the palm of my hand to get them to close.

#34

how can I trust you to be my main man in the office, let alone Frankfurt, or Aberdeen?

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#35

My blinds are really badly designed and have a long vertical gap through which the sun can poke its beak. Had to seal it up with tape.

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#36

The menopausal women from recruitment sit by the windows and open them for about 3/4 of the day. I could live with it in the summer but we’re all gonna die of hypothermia in the winter.