Personal discovery, introspection and statistics


#1

I haven’t been wankered since November. I mean I’ve had three or four beers a couple of times but not shitboxed. Just snuck up on me that one. Been stoned off me tits enough though.

Any personal milestones? Sexual or other?


#2

When’s weed day?


#3

EVERY DAY! (unfortunately it is once a fortnight)


#4

To coincide with the council collecting the green bins?


#5

Ok Balonz Marley (it definitely works)


#6

I reckon I could probably recall the exact dates I “had my most recent X” for over 70% of Xs


#7

Didn’t have you pegged as a stoner


#8

Want to come round for some Mario Kart?


#9

I genuinely would love to do that


#10

Having just thought about it I’m pretty sure the last time I was wankered was last May Bank Holiday, so a year this weekend. Had you not made this thread this milestone would have gone unnoticed.