If you’re upset that Love Island is over, fear not! Perv Island starts tomorrow evening at 5.45pm. The series will last for 3 days.
The villa is a bungalow in Bedfordshire with a hot tub. No-one will get dumped from it (probably) but there may be voting to determine the winner.
A has a partner, so no recoupling for them
B probably won’t get to couple up, but could be spicy if they did
C is very keen to couple up and has their eye on a number of the other contestants. They are a proper sort. (Potentially the Megan of the series)
D is absolute flames so should by all rights be coupled up, or in with a chance of coupling, but none of the contestants is their type on paper. The Alexandra of the series (luckily, without an Alex)
E is tenuously coupled up with C. But will they get to remain in the Do Bits Society if C mugs them off?
F has expressed an interest in joining the DBS with C, with is kinda mutual, but will have to put in a lot of graft to secure a spot in the Hideaway.
But one more boy is entering the bungalow as a late addition…
X has really turned C’s head (again). But are they looking to couple up?
Tune in tomorrow night for the recoupling.
[Pleeeease can this be fine to post, I’ve been looking forward to making this thread for the last week]