#24

carnal relations in or around the hot tub:

  • no. impractical, tasteless and potentially a safety hazard
  • yes.

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#25

First vote of the series, pals. This will determine whether tubbing is allowed in the hot tub during the series.

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#27

after the participants have dried, possibly showered, and relocated to private quarters, yes.

#29

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#30

Surely water is… not a great lubricant?

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#32

similar to when people claim to have sex in the shower on a regular basis. liars, because anyone who’s actually done it knows how impractical it is.

#35

i will wear a neoprene body suit for any activities in the shower, if pushed.

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#38

How do I apply for next year’s Perv Island?

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#39

Good point. Maybe this should go in the filth thread

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#40

I’m sure they’ll be surprise new entries during this season, might not be too late to apply.

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#41

:exploding_head:

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#42

YOU ALLLLLL EV-RE-BADDDYYYY

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#43

Hello @pervo, what does dbs mean? Is it the same as who issued me my police check?

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#44

No? NO? Why else would you have a hot tub/tug? @xylo ???

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#45

Which contestant are you? Is it C? I’m hoping for C.

#46

Become good at anagramming, or alternatively just befriend a bunch of anagrammers!

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#47

I’m glad you asked! The DBS happily does not involve children - it’s short for the Do Bits Society, which you join once you β€˜do bits’ with someone. There will certainly be at least some bits done during the series. But with who?

Find out in the next 3 days!

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#48

I couldn’t possibly divulge the identities of the contestants!!

#49

I don’t understand any of this

#50

my best guess is that @pervo has rented a house and has invited some people over for sex and alcohol or something?

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