Perv Island 2018 🌴🍆

First vote of the series, pals. This will determine whether tubbing is allowed in the hot tub during the series.

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after the participants have dried, possibly showered, and relocated to private quarters, yes.

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Surely water is… not a great lubricant?

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similar to when people claim to have sex in the shower on a regular basis. liars, because anyone who’s actually done it knows how impractical it is.

i will wear a neoprene body suit for any activities in the shower, if pushed.

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How do I apply for next year’s Perv Island?

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Good point. Maybe this should go in the filth thread

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I’m sure they’ll be surprise new entries during this season, might not be too late to apply.

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:exploding_head:

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YOU ALLLLLL EV-RE-BADDDYYYY

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Hello @TheBarbieMovie2023, what does dbs mean? Is it the same as who issued me my police check?

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No? NO? Why else would you have a hot tub/tug? @xylo ???

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Which contestant are you? Is it C? I’m hoping for C.

Become good at anagramming, or alternatively just befriend a bunch of anagrammers!

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I’m glad you asked! The DBS happily does not involve children - it’s short for the Do Bits Society, which you join once you ‘do bits’ with someone. There will certainly be at least some bits done during the series. But with who?

Find out in the next 3 days!

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I couldn’t possibly divulge the identities of the contestants!!

I don’t understand any of this

my best guess is that @TheBarbieMovie2023 has rented a house and has invited some people over for sex and alcohol or something?

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The general gist is correct :slight_smile: