Once broke up with someone because of what they made me for dinner – boiled lasagne sheets and a heated-up tin of unsesasoned chopped tomatoes. That was literally it.
Did you tell them the true reason?
my ex once cooked “the blandest meal ever made”
Penne pasta (no salt in the cooking water)
A white sauce with no apparent seasoning or cheese, and undercooked so all raw flourey
some spinach
It literally made me gag
I should add I did not dump her because of this meal, but I would have been justified in doing so
No, but I did buy them some garlic, salt, pepper and mixed herbs
That sounds horrible
For being a civil servant in the Treasury when Gordon Brown/Alistair Darling abolished the 10p tax rate
Oh my god ^this. Go and visit your sister in holland, go for dinner with colleagues, whatever, I don’t care if you’re 7 months pregnant just leave the house please!!!
I want to watch my bravo shows without being judged!!!
I want to order Dominos for no particular reason 2 hours after having had dinner… and I want to do it IN SECRET.
My most recent ex ended things after we had a massive argument about what to watch on Netflix and I stormed off back to my house. Pretty much my last words to her were “What’s wrong with Robin Hood Prince of Thieves??” (cc @xylo)
Thanks. It’s all very surreal. Haven’t seen my kids in 10 days which is tough.
Why isn’t this getting more attention?
no idea, you wouldn’t believe it was the second highest grossing film of 1991
wtf? That is not fair mate. Unless Child services or other agencies are involved and preventing contact for safety/ legal reasons, she should be facilitating it. You getting legal advice? Can you take some time off work? Sending you all of the love and strength
Me and my bro used to tape the Bryan Adams song when he was on TOTP
Halycon days
Oh mate. That’s awful I’m so sorry. I hope there’s something you can do to rectify that really really soon xxxxxxxx
Thanks both. I know I’ve been a pain in the ass on here at times but I really don’t deserve this. I won’t go into details but it’s the third time it has happened for very basic reasons. No one else involved. Have two weeks off work but then going back to the family home. I’m refusing to leave as it’s not me that wants any of this.
Oh and to be fair the reason I’ve not seen the kids is that I’m staying 100 miles away until friday. She’s not stopping me seeing them. In fact she wants this to all be as amicable as possible
From one Richie to another, really sorry to hear this man. Must be so unimaginably shit. We’re all here if you need us x
