Petty reasons you’ve dumped someone


#61

Really sorry to hear that man. Feel free to vent…


#62

I feel bad for few you - but wow. This woman has balls


#63

Can’t believe more people aren’t outraged about this tbh.


#64

oh it’s outrageous alright - that just adds to it


#65

She was a bit too emo and she had a boyfriend :grimacing:


#66

Oh man that is so shitty. Feel free to DM me if you want to chat to someone who has been there


#67

she thought pakora was “too spicy”


#68

Oh God, I’m so sorry. I hope you have some real life support right now. We are here for you as your online friends x


#69

Surprised this hasn’t come up: pre-emptive dumping. There was definitely a culture of this when I was in the sixth form.

I once dumped a girl because there was a rumour that she was thinking of dumping me.


#70

#71

Just remembered one - my best friend not me (honest). When he was 17 he had a car, and also had a girlfriend. They drove in his car to go to the cinema every weekend.

His car then broke down/ was scrapped or whatever and was not replaced. She almost immediately dumped him for someone else who did have a working car


#72

TOO emo? Ffs, gonna have to rethink my whole brand now
(I hope it wasn’t too painful of course. But you’re happily married now right?)


#73

Ha ha she was pretty full on, intimidatingly so at times. It was a very breezy thing so not too many strings attached but enough for her to slap me in the face on a dancefloor. The next girl I went out with is now my wife so it was for the best :grinning:


#74

Crikey, I’m sorry she slapped you in the face! That’s pretty… full on
‘Eeeeey glad it all worked out in the end though :blush:


#75

Don’t cry for me kermworms, on balance I definitely, definitely deserved it :grimacing:


#76

Can I ask how you sussed him out and how you didn’t say anything until the gnome incident? :laughing:


#77

Haha I was about to edit my post with deep sympathies and say it sounds like something out of an arctic monkeys music video. Ya live ya learn :slight_smile:


#78

‘Lloyd Webber, you’ve done it again’


#79

Haha of course! I found loads of long blonde hair in my bed and shower (I’ve had every colour hair except blonde), but because of my cripplingly low self esteem back then I thought “oh it’s my fault he’s done that, must be a better girlfriend.” Horrendous in hindsight but a great learning curve :slight_smile:
(Also hello again! Still addicted to those coffee drinks you recommended, to the point I make special trips to Sainsbury’s and the staff recognise me. Hope you’re well meow you good egg you!)


#80

Can you give us this guys address please so we can throw rotten eggs at his house?