Phones telling you how long it is going to take to get home


#1

Fuck off mate, you don’t know me! Well you do but fuck off anyway.


#2

I like it.

Not that useful though because the bottleneck is getting off the site and it doesn’t seem to track that.


#3

Agreed


#4

“Moderate delays on the A10”

Haha, fuck you Google, I’m on the train!


#5

My phone thinks its so clever but it says my house is the one that’s 5 doors down :smirk:


#6

DiSer Arrested For Living In Other Person’s House for Several Years


#7

That’s Jazzballet life, maaaan


#8

yeah I’m not sure if I’ve ever told my phone where I live sooo…


#9

My old phone did this but the OnePlus 3 doesn’t so I’m guessing I’ve got a sneaky privacy setting on.


#10

“Moderate traffic in your area”


#11

Both my phones tell me, the pricks! Including 1+3


#12

idwiw


#13

whenever I go into a pub my phone asks me stuff like does this place have a cosy atmosphere? it’s a bit weird.

It probably knows im a functioning alcoholic