In common with most of DiS, I speak mostly in Simpsons, Father Ted, Day Today and Fast Show quotes. But of those, I prefer a Day Today quote if at all possible.
Maria!
(For an hour)
In 1979, no-one died.
Shit! Did you see that?
Even if you were twice as ugly a you are, which is very ugly indeed.
And obviously, all Peter O’Hanraha’hanrahan - Ich nichten lichten, Peter you’ve lost the news, and any time someone asks “What’s that?”, the answer in a Peter voice is “a cobweb”.