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#42

I obviously never say it, but whenever there’s a problem at work, I REALLY want to say ‘think I’m gonna be the scapegoat for the whole damn machine?!?! Sheeeeeeeeeeet’

#43

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#44

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#45

In light of everything we’re doing at the copmpany right now and the sheer scale of it all, me and my bro say this an awful lot to one another

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#46

can i just use this thread to say the one Simpsons one that people need to stop using right now is ‘Jebus’. it’s gone on long enough.

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#47

“Right on the schnoz” - Home Alone, whenever I get hit, or hit by something on my face. I might put a “Marv” on the end if I’m feeling jovial.

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#48

“George is getting upset!”, if something is winding me up

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#49
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#50

Masses of Bob’s Burgers ones right now, mostly telling people to stop being a boob punch or stop having a crap attack.

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#51

“Please don’t tell anyone how I live” from The Simpsons when anyone sees my room.

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#52

‘I’m no hero, I put my bra on one boob at a time like everyone else’ and ‘your ass is grass and I’m gonna mow it’ are gaining some traction too.

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#53

…I smell fear on you.

(We’re agreed that Jocelyn’s the best character, right?? I have a massive soft spot for Peter Pescadero and Regular-sized Rudy but Jocelyn’s the best)

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#55

I use this on seemingly a daily basis lately

#56

Beesis?

#57

“People, what a bunch of bastards” - at everyone all the time

“I ate your bees” - whenever I’ve done somehing wrong

“Treat yo’self” - all the time. Pay day spending, takeaway after a night out, getting a brew at work…

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#58

Just “Different * whatever people are talking about * for different needs” whenever some talks about how they like different things.

Genuinely think people think I’m being sincere.

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#59

Oh god I do this way too much too and the pause before… needs… just gets longer and longer

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