#19
#20

I have to return some videotapes

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#21

pretty much everything Cedric Daniels says in the Wire.

Bend too far, you’re already broken.

#22

‘Look at the brains on Brad’

‘Your young you will’

#23

You’re a loose cannon! I’ve got the DA AND the mayor on my ass. Hand in your badge and gun, you’re off the case!

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#24

This one’s good because it’s so versatile.

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#25

You’ll not be surprised hear that I’ll use any excuse to shoehorn a Wayne’s World quote into real life. If anything, even more so than on here.

#26

I found one or two things that I’d been saying for such a time that I’d forgotten where they’d actually come from until seeing them again on youtube or whatever.

#27

you’re a big man but your out of shape and I do this for a living

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#28

This is between you and me, let the girl go!

#29

We want the finest wines available to humanity, we want them here and we want them now!

#30

Sorry about the cunt at reception.

#31

i’ve used this from time to time

#32

i’m your huckleberry

#33

you busted up that crack house pretty bad, McGarnagle!

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#34

Shut it, Love Actually!

#35

What the hell is this from?

#36

Mostly quotes from The Thick Of It tbh.

Do say “difficult difficult lemon difficult” whenever the opportunity arises, though.

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#37

Shark Attack 3

#38

“We’ve got company”, never been in any car chases though

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