Phrases that bother you

Not really a phrase as such, but: we bought a load of painting products a couple of weeks ago and they’re all branded as “The Mini Speedster” or “The Perfectionist” or whatever:

Just let a roller set be a roller set and stop giving it a daft name.

referring to cakes and bread and biscuits as ‘bakes’

fuck off.

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“Me and wifey”

Not even “the wifey”. It’s as if they’d forgotten her name halfway through the sentence.

Fucking fry them do you m9

keep your eyes peeled

:face_vomiting:

Always add the ‘e’ on the end when people pronounce guacamole as three syllables, rightly or wrongly.

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A witness?

(EDIT: it’s been at least 20 years since I’ve listened to this!)

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when i worked at the royal mail my boss would always tell me to ‘follow my nose’ and i’d be like nah can i have an actual map please

sandwich + crisps + can for £5

not going to be a can of beans is it

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shite deal mate, beans are loads cheaper than coke

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if they didn’t specify they’d get loads of hilarious people trying to buy paint and then tweeting about it

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‘Reached out’. Just say emailed you stupid YSC.

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image

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this entire thread

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*website

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Great. Now I’m going to be craving fish cakes and beans for the rest of the day. Cheers ccb.

Scottish people use the word ‘juice’ for fizzy pops. Can of juice could mean can of coke or irn bru or whatever. Takes a whlie to get used to.

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Don’t blame me. Blame Icgan.

“YOU WIN THE INTERNET TODAY, SIR!!!”

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