Phrases that fill you with dread


#1

"Suggested payment: "
"Dress code: "


#2

Very much “Dress Code” or “Fancy Dress”

“Service not included”


#3

“Have you got 5 minutes?”

Oh my god what’s happening


#4

‘Rail replacement bus service’


#5

“attendance mandatory”


#6

“Can I have a word?”

(when said by my boss)


#7

“Your car insurance is due for renewal”


#8

"Meeting invitation: "


#9

“team building exercise”


#10

‘audience participation’


#11

Thanks to Flight of the Conchords, I can’t see/hear that phrase without hearing “99!” at the end.


#12

“by Jonathan Jones”


#13

“I’m not being funny, but”


#14

This, so much this, often up to five times a day. You’d think I’d learn.


#15

“Directed by Zack Snyder”


#16

"Duration: "
(anything over 90mins)


#17

ME: 'you shouldn’t say that thing’
THEM: ‘Either all of it’s ok, or none of it is!!!11!!!’

:nauseated_face::nauseated_face::nauseated_face:


#18

AQOS


#19

NFL
CYCLING THREAD


#20

“did you watch the game last night?”