Phrases that fill you with dread

"Suggested payment: "
"Dress code: "

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Very much “Dress Code” or “Fancy Dress”

“Service not included”

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“Have you got 5 minutes?”

Oh my god what’s happening

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‘Rail replacement bus service’

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“attendance mandatory”

“Can I have a word?”

(when said by my boss)

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“Your car insurance is due for renewal”

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"Meeting invitation: "

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“team building exercise”

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‘audience participation’

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Thanks to Flight of the Conchords, I can’t see/hear that phrase without hearing “99!” at the end.

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“by Jonathan Jones”

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“I’m not being funny, but”

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This, so much this, often up to five times a day. You’d think I’d learn.

“Directed by Zack Snyder”

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"Duration: "
(anything over 90mins)

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ME: ‘you shouldn’t say that thing’
THEM: ‘Either all of it’s ok, or none of it is!!!11!!!’

:nauseated_face::nauseated_face::nauseated_face:

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AQOS

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NFL
CYCLING THREAD

“did you watch the game last night?”