#90

“Come on Witches, everyone gather round.”

#91

Actually now I think about it the other member’s usually the sibling of one of the marrieds.

#92

:joy::joy::joy:

#93

My work has a habit of - just when you think a meeting is over - ending with “…and for a bit of fun today we’re going to get into pairs and do some brainstorming!”

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#94

Fuck you, fuck everyone. I’m going to sit and get on with my work.

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#95

ooft

#96

Whenever a really zany advert comes on the tv I like to imagine the twats that brainstormed it.

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#97

That does sound annoying but I really wish I’d had a job in my life where I’d get to use my mind/imagination at all, in any way, even if it was never considered.

goes back to pushing buttons

#98

This is the first thing I say every day when I arrive at the office.

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#99

the wife - “do you mind if mum and dad come and stay”

Urggh. Shudders.

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#100

It’s just the worst!

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#101

I do the same. In my mind they are always receiving a huge cheque for their services.

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#102

“an immersive experience”

#103

Just found out one of the teams on this week were called The Theatricals.

I… I can’t watch that.

#104

Aye, it was fine.

#105

“But it works on my machine”

#106

Table for two yeah? That’ll be about 45 minutes.

#107

“I want you inside me.”

#108

I never ever ever ask students to put themselves in groups or pairs because a) this reason and b) I’m a control freak who likes to decide who goes with whom

#109

Meant to be quoting this otherwise it might not make sense