Phrases that you really want to use in real life but you haven't yet had the opportunity


#1

Off you fuck


#2

Gird your loins!


#3

I am champagne, you are shit.


#4

Love to use that, but have far far too much self-loathing to ever say it with conviction!


#5

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit


#6

You just brought piss to a shit fight