Phrases that you really want to use in real life but you haven't yet had the opportunity

Off you fuck

Gird your loins!

I am champagne, you are shit.

Love to use that, but have far far too much self-loathing to ever say it with conviction!

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I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit

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You just brought piss to a shit fight

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