Phrases that you really want to use in real life but you haven't yet had the opportunity

[no-class]

Off you fuck

[Cervantes]

Gird your loins!

[anon67149139]

I am champagne, you are shit.

[Cervantes]

Love to use that, but have far far too much self-loathing to ever say it with conviction!

[maggieloveshopey]

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit

[chanticleer]

You just brought piss to a shit fight