Phrases you like

Ant loves

I love when something is too expensive, like a taxi and you (or anyone really) says “i don’t want to buy to whole taxi.”

What phrases do you like?

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Really digging “in and of itself” at the minute

Pointing to something and saying “there it isn’t” if somebody is looking for something

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Proper dad joke, when explaining directions:
“do you know the bakery in town?”
“yeah”
“well, it’s not there!!!”

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No harm to her

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That’s the waaaaaay the news goes.

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are you friends with balonz irl?

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if only

oh it’s hilarious for you guys, i’ve heard it about a million times

miss fopp (if I can call her that) uses that phrase a lot and I’ve picked it up from her

‘follow your nose’ even though it annoys me when people have said it to me

tickerty boo
A stich in time
Christ alive!

What a palaver

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Just ones I’ve nicked off stuff and are so dominant in my head that they come out a inappropriate times.

On Sunday I was explaining to my four year old what I meant by “the moon on a stick”.

I also say “As useless as a marzipan dildo” far too regularly. Thanks Malcolm Tucker.

Oh. “That’s the cat’s pyjamas”. Love that.

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I think I’ve been using “my giddy aunt” lately

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Got a mate who used to work in an old man pub and was so slow and bad at pulling pints that all the old men called him Turbo. Great bants.

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This reminds me of my Gran along with “Stone the crows!” and “Will you dry up!”

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Watched In The Loop last night (again). Apart from the jarring of regular characters being all named differently, I have been saying “fuckity bye” a bit today with the ATDs

‘Do we have to grind those beans again?’

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