Phrases you like

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#1

Ant loves

I love when something is too expensive, like a taxi and you (or anyone really) says “i don’t want to buy to whole taxi.”

What phrases do you like?


#2

Really digging “in and of itself” at the minute


#3

Pointing to something and saying “there it isn’t” if somebody is looking for something


#4

Proper dad joke, when explaining directions:
“do you know the bakery in town?”
“yeah”
“well, it’s not there!!!”


#5

No harm to her


#6

That’s the waaaaaay the news goes.


#7

are you friends with balonz irl?


#8

if only


#9

oh it’s hilarious for you guys, i’ve heard it about a million times


#10

miss fopp (if I can call her that) uses that phrase a lot and I’ve picked it up from her


#11

‘follow your nose’ even though it annoys me when people have said it to me


#12

tickerty boo
A stich in time
Christ alive!


#13

What a palaver


#14

Just ones I’ve nicked off stuff and are so dominant in my head that they come out a inappropriate times.

On Sunday I was explaining to my four year old what I meant by “the moon on a stick”.

I also say “As useless as a marzipan dildo” far too regularly. Thanks Malcolm Tucker.


#15

Oh. “That’s the cat’s pyjamas”. Love that.


#16

decided to start calling good stuff ‘turbo’ today


#17

I think I’ve been using “my giddy aunt” lately


#18

Got a mate who used to work in an old man pub and was so slow and bad at pulling pints that all the old men called him Turbo. Great bants.


#19

This reminds me of my Gran along with “Stone the crows!” and “Will you dry up!”


#20

that’s absolutely turbo