Phrases you like



Ant loves

I love when something is too expensive, like a taxi and you (or anyone really) says “i don’t want to buy to whole taxi.”

What phrases do you like?


Really digging “in and of itself” at the minute


Pointing to something and saying “there it isn’t” if somebody is looking for something


Proper dad joke, when explaining directions:
“do you know the bakery in town?”
“well, it’s not there!!!”


No harm to her


That’s the waaaaaay the news goes.


are you friends with balonz irl?


if only


oh it’s hilarious for you guys, i’ve heard it about a million times


miss fopp (if I can call her that) uses that phrase a lot and I’ve picked it up from her


‘follow your nose’ even though it annoys me when people have said it to me


tickerty boo
A stich in time
Christ alive!


What a palaver


Just ones I’ve nicked off stuff and are so dominant in my head that they come out a inappropriate times.

On Sunday I was explaining to my four year old what I meant by “the moon on a stick”.

I also say “As useless as a marzipan dildo” far too regularly. Thanks Malcolm Tucker.


Oh. “That’s the cat’s pyjamas”. Love that.


decided to start calling good stuff ‘turbo’ today


I think I’ve been using “my giddy aunt” lately


Got a mate who used to work in an old man pub and was so slow and bad at pulling pints that all the old men called him Turbo. Great bants.


This reminds me of my Gran along with “Stone the crows!” and “Will you dry up!”


that’s absolutely turbo