During the long and winding road of house views with subhuman scum/estate agents I started using the phrase “well, certainly some food for thought” at the end of a viewing, regardless of my interest. Usually with both hands on hips (sassy), staring into middle distance and nodding.
Was mainly for the entertainment of my wife after she pulled me up for using it once and called me a dickhead. But gonna keep it up.
Any phrases you’re rolling out? Please, feel free to put them below!