#48

put on our tuxedos?

#49

Simpsons quotes all the time, obviously.

Most commonly used:

  • ‘That’s not even Mexico’
  • Homer’s Gamblor quote, but used in different contexts. For example, if my housemate was spending loads of time with his girlfriend and I missed him (totally not happening right now btw), then I might say ‘I CALL HER GIRLBLOR, AND ITS TIME TO SNATCH YOU BACK FROM HER NEON CLAWS’.
  • Please don’t tell anyone how I live
  • Well I would suggest, Mr. Vanocur, that if you knew the President, that that was just a facetious remark.
  • THE MAN NEVER DRUNK A BRAND BEER IN HIS LIFE
#50

also, stock response to anyone asking me what I’d do in X hypothetical situation:

2 chicks at the same time, man.

and I also mimic withnail from withnail and I quite a lot.

I’m a fucking nightmare to be around.

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#51

CAKE AND THE FINEST WINES KNOWN TO HUMANITY

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#52

SCRUBBERS!!!

SCRUBBERS!!!

not actually to anyone, obviously. just when I’m the passenger in a car and feel like shouting something out the window when there aren’t members of the public around.

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#53

all right, this is the plan. we get in there and we get wrecked.

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#55

When going to the bar: “I’ll get the drinks in!” and “I’ve got the lads in, gonna have a great time.”

Stock response to what are you doing tonight: “going to a pop concert/doing the hits.”

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#56

Baked potato saved my life

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#57

“What’s the vibe in [place]?” has become something of a phrase for me too.

#58

Whenever people are talking about whether they prefer one thing or another I’ll say “different >things< for different needs”, like yer man Gareth from The Office. That’s not that good tho, need to come up with some new material

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#59

“What is this white nonsense” (which I think is from Kimmy Schmidt) when confronted with something like people doing yoga in a park, or a band with a double bass player, or the most egregious street food stands, or the Holi colour run. Y’know, white nonsense.

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#60

Always assumed those colour runs were for charity, really weird they’re not

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#61

i used “we’ve gone on holiday by mistake” at the weekend (had to drive quite far to go to a wedding) but my boyfriend didn’t get it

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#62

The thinly veiled was drunk and told me to “piss you” rather than fuck you or piss off when I was winding her up recently, so we’ve kind of stuck to using that with each other in a cute/nauseating way now.

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#63

Toodle-pip, and i hate myself for doing so. Total meat balloon behaviour.

#64

Peace, one love!

#65

bang up - to express interest in attending a social engagement
actually bang up - to indicate intent to attend a social engagement
un - to disagree
donied - to suffer a misfortune, e.g I was donied by a vending machine today. based upon the character donny from the big lebowski

#66

Was on the tube talking about something we wanted to happen (might have been far right losing in the dutch election), when gf made as if to say ‘Inshallah’, or ‘god willing’, ended up saying ‘Praise Be’.

So that’s now the go-to expression for any kind of hope.

#67

make like my parents and split

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#68

hard brexit