#19

Starters… http://www.shishmahal.co.uk/table-menu/

#20

now i just want a haggis pakora

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#21

seriously, there was no snark or sarcasm intended with my original reply

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#22

Finally, something we can all agree on.

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#23

I thought maybe you meant to reply to someone else? It didn’t seem to follow from what he said.

#24

ok love, I was just joking hence the trump woman stuff.

People seem to be following me round this website at the moment and picking on every joke I make as if i’m being serious and therefore crazy mental.

#25

I got it. They’re just being slow.

#26

Thanks bbz

#27

Mango chutney is one of the greatest things on this stinking planet, you stupid cunts!

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#28

This is it: the real indicator of why people shouldn’t be allowed to vote.

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#29

Imagine picking a bowl of shredded onion (Donald Trump) over mango chutney (Hillary Clinton).

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#30

Literally can’t, Jeremys. My brain can’t do it.

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#31

The different between onion salad in Scottish and English takeaways

Scottish:

English:

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#32

I don’t know why they keep getting curry wrong, laelfy. There are days here where I’d give my left bollock for some decent pakora.

#33

I know, right. There’s two Indian ladies in my work who make the most amazing veggie pakora whenever we have a celebration lunch.

I keep meaning to pack a big cool bag full of curry every time I leave Scotland to then freeze, but I never get round to it.

#34

I could use a monthly care package. Decent pakora, tattie scones, square sausage. Irn bru for largely symbolic reasons.

#35
  1. Lime Pickle, 2. Mango Chutney, 3. Can I have some more lime pickle please, this one is empty, 4. Give a shit
#36

Wow! That shit on the bottom looks horrific.

#37

It’s not too bad actually, although when you get a takeaway it comes in a little plastic bag and I’m never sure how long it’s been sitting around for.

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#38

Where as the shit on the top looks like an adenoid

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