A lightbulb hanging by a crude and long since frayed rope above a wooden chair standing centrally in an otherwise empty rooms the windows of which have been blocked out by old newspapers a palimpsest of headlines, obituaries, and long since forgotten stories of a bygone every day keeping the light out of this room keeping time from lingering in its corners and spreading its dust throughout a room that against all odds retains a strange sense of pride. On the chair stands an old radio, the mechanisms having broken the radio emits but one transmission itself a ghostly audio space between stations taking words from one and combining them with another in a way that seems at first random but then, as one stops to listen, reveals a dormant intelligence

pie

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Happy birthday Gnomey, I hope the boy makes you the most wonderful Birthday pie in the realm

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I had a savoury pie for breakfast today!

#funtrivia

In the song Benny And The Jets by Eltham John, the “Jets” in this scenario is a brand of pie

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king of the pies

The best pie I ever made:

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Going to make apple crumble tomorrow hopefully

Crumble chart

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Only rhubarb can win here!

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Used to love a Clarke’s pie back when I lived in Cardiff. Well good

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takes notes

Somehow never heard of these. I like that the wiki gives advice on ‘consuming the pie’

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Spinach and feta all day long, me.

Making a gooseberry crumble in a bit.

Quite excited at the prospect.

I was told it was best eaten with a pint of Brains Dark. You can then cool your top lip after you burn it on the pie

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Both a specific and useful tip that.

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I feel sorry for the chicken that laid the long egg in the middle.

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Thank you, dear Ant! He made me a delicious birthday cake :blush:

Sweet or savoury?