do you heat your dinner pilates
I cannot believe you’ve done this
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the fucks got into me today* I can’t post anything except shit dad jokes
*yeah I know
Yep! I would regard myself as having really good core strength, but then you realise with something like pilates that it’s really good for a very specific kind of movement and useless for anything else.
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I’ve got really good core strength. When the girls see my biceps they go “CORRRR!”
(c) Zxcvbnm 2017
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I cannot believe you’ve copyrighted this
Good point, you’d think it’d be a breeze for ol’ climby mate*
*apologies if you’re not happy with being called ol’ climby mate
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you can use it if you like. for a small fee.
Yeah but at least you didn’t…
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I mean, the very idea of doing so makes me sick to my stomach, but just out of curiosity, how much are we talking here?
Proper projectile vomit sick.
These two posts make me feel like I need to issue a formal apology for this thread to the Queen.
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He’s Simple, He’s Dumb, He’s Pontius Pilate
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I am very happy with that. And yes, sauntered in all confident because I can do this.
Then the instructor busted out this amazing controlled sit-up sort of thing where she smoothly went from lying down to turning herself into a ball, and I could barely get my head off the ground 
And then I could barely move the next morning. Like I say, humbling.
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You might say you are doing …Pilates of the Carabiner!!!
NO COPYRIGHT GUYS - TAKE THIS ONE AND RUN WITH IT - SPREAD THE JOY
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Please copyright this
Lovely stuff
The instructors are very grabby I find, particularly when it’s my bum that seems to be in the wrong place a lot of the time.
My thinking so far is that any move that’s even vaguely easy I’m doing wrong and need assistance.
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What, jokes?
I walk past a pie shop every morning with a sign in the window that says “Pilates? I thought you said pie and lattes” and I hate it.